The greatest country in the world

What's the greatest country in the world? well thats simple It's the USA of course or as some cultures like to call it "the greatest country in the world." How did we do this you ask well thats simple first we became the greatest country in North America, which was easy because we only had to compete with Canada and mexico, and since Canada has french people and mexico is.......not America we won easily. Now once we had beaten out Frenchland and NUSA. we moved on to the bigger picture. Now we had to compete with countries like Ireland, britain, germany, Russia, and china. Now it was a close call, but we won for the fallowing reasons. Too small, we kicked their ass over 200 years ago, they were nazi's, and they picked the wrong kind of government. Now if you want to contradict me you can, but I warn you you are wrong.