BAZZAMIN! is an adjective meaning really fucking cool, an example of this would be "That Battle to the death between those two naked lesbian lovers was really BAZZAMIN!" BAZZAMIN! was said to be first quoted by two warlock linguist who were experimenting with their magic to create the greatest word in the english language. Now you may be wondering "hey if it's such a great word why have I never heard of it," well thats simple the warlocks realized the word was so powerful it would eventually try to take over the planet, and enslave humanity, so they locked it away in a magic box. You may also be wondering "how can a word take over the world if it has no physical form," well my answer to that is, your wrong and i'm right, so shut up. So anyway after thousands of years of imprisonment I found the box, and rescued it from somewhere in North Korea, (damn commies.) Now that I have reclaimed it however you should be sure to do the fallowing things when using this word.
1: Always say it in loud happy tone.
2: Always write it out in capitols
3: When writing it out always remember to put a ! at the end
If you fail to do any of these this word will literally punch you in the face and rape your dog.
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