The apple store

Recently I had to take my computer to the apple store to repair it, and I realized just how much I hate that store. I entered the store and looked around, spotless hardwood floors and silver walls, organized displays, and creepy smiling zealots in blue shirts with "I sold my soul to the devil " printed on the front. I approached the help counter and was greeted by one of the "genius team" who with some reluctance agreed to help me. As I explained my problem to the "genius" he gave me this look like he was better then me. I thought How is this possible he's working in a motherfucking electronics store serving people who are rich enough to afford all the latest apple crap. But it doesn't matter because that trip gave me the greatest Idea. I plan to make a T shirt that says "the apple store, the place where god would work if he had no soul," it will sell millions.